A case for bipartisanship.

Democats, Repupicans– it’s time we work together. No more “This is my food” or “I’m going to pee all over you.” Hath not we all have four legs? Most of us, anyway?

We should unite in our goal. WE MUST ALL EAT. As much as we can. As fast as we can. And, preferably, out of a can. (That stuff’s better; I know you agree.)

So let’s agree on our strengths. Cats: You are clever. Wise. Flexible. And able to get where I can’t reach. Dogs: We have sharp teeth. Read: We can pierce cans if you just get them to us. Okay? Deal?

Either we move forward together with our furry friends, or not at all. (Okay, that’s not true; I’m going for my walks with or without you. Just please, get me those cans, okay?)

 

Please?

 

 

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3 responses to this post.

  1. Wes!!? I had a cat called ‘Wes the cat’ just so if people said “Wes the cat?’ I could reply In the corner. It didn’t matter that she was female, she was destined to be Wes.

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  2. Wes is a great name. 🙂 Thanks for stopping by!

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